Once Orlov ate too many mashed peas and died.
And Krylov found out about it and also died.
And Spiridonov just died on his own.
And Spiridonovs’s wife fell from the kitchen counter and died too.
And Spiridonovs’s children all drowned in a pond.
Grandmother Spiridonov turned to the bottle and started wandering the roads.
Mikhailov stopped brushing his hair and is now covered in scabs.
Kruglov drew a picture of a lady with a whip and lost his mind.
And Perekhrestov received a wire of four hundred rubles and became so full of himself that he got pushed out of his job.
Good people, and they just can’t keep it together.